by Johnny Depp

• "...Well for.. I guess when they get to be about one year old it sorta like hanging out with a minature drunk...like a tiny drunk...well you always have to hold on to em you know...they bumb into things...they laugh..they cry...they urinate...they vomit..."

  Category: Johnny on himself
  

• "...some guy in mouse ears with a polaroid camera in bermuda shorts you know wanted to take your photograph saying hey let's take a picture of the frence guy!"

  Category: Johnny on himself
  

• "I'm not sure I'm adult yet.”

  Category: Johnny on himself
  sent in by: Juliana K

• "That's the best advice I could give; is just to keep moving forward and don't give a shit what anybody thinks, you know? Just keep moving forward and do what you do for you."

  Category: Johnny on himself
  sent in by: Kristin

• During [Edward Scissorhands] I got the phone call saying I was out of [21 Jump Street]. I felt like, 'Ah, possibilities.' I was freed up. I swore to myself that I would never again compromise to the degree that I had. I swore that I wouldn't just follow the commercial road. I wouldn't do what was expected of me or what was necessary to maintain whatever it is - a popular or financially rewarding career. I promised myself that I wouldn't do that. (2004)

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• Farting... "It's beautifully, blatantly anti-social"

  Category: Johnny on himself
  

• Boy: Blah Blah Blah Johnny: SERIOSLY! i dont understand a word you saying

  Category: Movie - Charlie and the Chocolat Factory
  sent in by: Manda

• There's a hole in the world like a great black pit and it's filled with people who are filled with shit! And the vermin of the world inhabit it!

  Category: Movie - Sweeney Todd
  sent in by: Manda

• my kids are like mini drunks, u gotta hold on to them, they pee, they cry, they laugh, they throw up you know

  Category: Johnny on himself
  sent in by: dana a.

• Without Struggle There Will Be No Progress.

  Category: Johnny on himself
  sent in by: Shiloh

• can you hear me now? okay! that fucking bells!!

  Category: Movie - Once Upon a Time in Mexico
  sent in by: Manda

• "We're all damaged in our own way.I think we are all screwy every single one of us."

  Category: Johnny on himself
  sent in by: Rebecca Warner

• Don't touch that squril's nouts!

  Category: Movie - Charlie and the Chocolat Factory
  sent in by: Shelbi

• No, not Barker! It's Todd now - Sweeney Todd, and he will have his revenge!

  Category: Movie - Sweeney Todd
  

• I should like to say that I make no assumptions about your occupation nor your ways which… which… which… which nothing to me what if you are.

  Category: Movie - Sleepy Hollow
  

• grrrr.

  Category: Movie - Cry Baby
  sent in by: kaykay

• I found a girl, fell in love, she had a baby, and i fell in love again.

  Category: Johnny on himself
  sent in by: Lily